I'm screamingly funny, you know, I really am in the books. And that helps because I'm funnier than a lot of people, I think, and that's appreciated by young people.
It's funny. No matter how hard you try, you can't close your heart forever. And the minute you open it up, you never know what's going to come in. But when it does, you just have to go for it! Because if you don't, there's...
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Kirstie Alley
Do you know how there are moments when the world moves so slowly you can feel your bones shifting, your mind tumbling? When you think that no matter what happens to you for the rest of your life, you will remember every last detail of...
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Jodi Picoult
This is the strangest life I have ever known.
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Jim Morrison
When I buy a new book, I always read the last page first, that way in case I die before I finish, I know how it ends. That, my friend, is a dark side.
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Nora Ephron
Young people, nowadays, imagine that money is everything. Yes, murmured Lord Henry, settling his button-hole in his coat; and when they grow older they know it.
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Oscar Wilde
More Quotes By Kurt Vonnegut
When I used to come home from school Mother used to ask me what happened that day, and I’d tell her, ” said Miss Pefko. “Now I come home from work and she asks me the same question, and all I can say is–” Miss...
The secret to success in any human endeavor is total concentration.
I'd rather have written "Cheers" than anything I've written.
We are what we pretend to be so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.
Educating a beautiful woman is like pouring honey into a fine Swiss watch: everything stops.
